That awful word shagging, which I can't bear. And snog - I hate that. It's so unromantic. I hate it ...
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That awful word shagging, which I can't bear. And snog - I hate that. It's so unromantic. I hate it all.
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[on Stephen Fry] He's such a lovely man. Such a clever, lovely man with a nice relationship.
[on Stephen Fry] He's such a lovely man. Such a clever, lovely man with a nice relationship.
[on Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand] Utterly disgraceful, like a couple of stupid school kids.
[on Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand] Utterly disgraceful, like a couple of stupid school kids.
I smoke like a chimney. Best not to count how many a day.
I smoke like a chimney. Best not to count how many a day.
I'm too old for surgery. Is it worth it, to look good in your coffin?
I'm too old for surgery. Is it worth it, to look good in your coffin?